Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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