If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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