we're blogging at a bar
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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