i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize