Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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