Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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