Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My life is pants optional.
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