Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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