Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
