kristin has been a bad kristin
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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