I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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