he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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