and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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