i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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