Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
