Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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