escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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