I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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