So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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