I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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