i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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