this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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