Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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