Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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