you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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