tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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