Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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