oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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