For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
