it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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