I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
So. Much. Porn.
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