As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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