He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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