She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You need a sexual gate keeper
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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