Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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