My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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