This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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