She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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