just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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