What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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