so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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