Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
How naked do you want me to be?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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