i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I love having hate sex.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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