they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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