I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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