I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
you never un-have a 4some
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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