But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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