these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
