Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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