then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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