You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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