Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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