I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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