i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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