I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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