ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Randomize
