Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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