how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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