I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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